I was looking around for some Montana jokes the other day for the morning show and I found some real good ones, like this one:  What is a Montana seven course meal?  A steak and a six pack.

And here are some more.

Welcome to Montana, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town's population.

Four women are driving across the country together, each one from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Montana, and California. After the trip begins, the woman from Idaho pulls potatoes from her bag and throws them out the window. “What are you doing?” asks the Nebraskan. “We have so many of these things in Idaho, I’m sick of looking at them.” A moment later, the gal from Nebraska pulls ears of corn from her bag and tosses them out the window. “What are you doing?” asks the gal from Montana. “We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I’m sick of looking at them.” Inspired, the Montanan opens the car door and kicks the Californian out.  ( one of my favorites and why is it that we love to bag on Californians?)

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John Dutton liked that joke!

What's the most popular pickup line in Montana?  Nice tooth.

What does a Bobcat call a Grizzly in five years?  A boss.  (and I'm a Bobcat fan)

How can you tell if someone in Montana is married?  There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of the truck.

Did you hear that Montana's football team doesn't have a website?   They can't string three "Ws" together. (this makes up for the Bobcat joke earlier)

Poking fun at yourself is a good thing.

Montana rules!

Got a good clean Montana joke.  Share it on  the comments link below.