AI Roasts Great Falls Montana

At one point when I was a kid, I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. I remember watching reruns of old New York Friars Club roasts of people like Johnny Carson and Dean Martin.

My grandpa even bought me a Friars Club joke book that I tried to memorize so I could make my friends laugh.

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Can A Robot Be Funny?

So while I love comedy and roasts, I never thought of AI being something that could replace a human when it came to making jokes.

One of the most important things about a roast is that it comes from the heart. Sure, the jokes on the surface sound petty and mean, but they're coming from a place of love.

So could artificial intelligence successfully roast Great Falls? Well, I gave Chat GPT a very simple prompt, "Act as a comedian at a roast. Roast the city of Great Falls, Montana." These are the results, and remember, this is just for fun.

A robot as a stand up comedian with a roast of great falls saying "Great Falls, Montana—where the “great” is as elusive as Bigfoot, and the falls? Yeah, they’re falling, but not fast enough to make you want to stay. It’s like someone looked at a map of Montana and said, “Let’s put a city here so people have somewhere to regret moving.”
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I have to admit, our AI comedian came out swinging on this first one.

A robot as a stand up comedian with a roast of great falls saying "They call it "The Electric City," but the only thing shocking is how long it takes for anything interesting to happen. Got a craving for fine dining? Enjoy your options between the three places that aren't fast food—none of which you'll remember the next day."
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I know some of you out there have to be shaking your heads in agreement on this one.

A robot as a stand up comedian with a roast of great falls saying "And don’t get me started on the weather. Is it cold, is it windy? Yes! Yes, it’s both! In Great Falls, the wind doesn’t just blow—it’s out for blood. You step outside and instantly regret all your life choices. The wind is like a gang initiation—only the toughest survive."
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Great Falls will without a doubt harden you if you live here long enough.

A robot as a stand up comedian with a roast of great falls saying "And the people. They’re nice, but you can see it in their eyes—they’ve given up. You can’t live in Great Falls without losing a part of your soul. You ask them, "How’s it going?" and they’re like, “Still here.” That’s the Great Falls spirit—just surviving, but not really living. You know you’re in trouble when even the locals are like, "Yeah, I don’t know why I’m here either."
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Ouch.

A robot as a stand up comedian with a roast of great falls saying "The nightlife? Don’t make me laugh. Nightlife in Great Falls is like finding life on Mars—it’s a theoretical possibility, but we all know it ain’t happening. You go out after dark, and all you find are tumbleweeds and regret. The one bar they have? I walked in, and it was just me and the bartender—and he was looking at his watch like, “When’s this dude leaving?”
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I'm shocked it didn't come up with a joke about how many casinos we have.

A robot as a stand up comedian with a roast of great falls saying "If you’re looking for excitement, adventure, or, you know, basic human interaction, Great Falls is here to let you down gently. It’s the perfect destination if your idea of fun is watching dust settle on your hopes and dreams. If you ever feel too happy, too successful, or like your life has too much meaning, just take a trip there. It’ll fix that real quick."
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I gotta say, our AI comedian didn't do too bad, although I doubt Comedy Central will be replacing their dais with robots anytime soon.

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